Bucks Night Traditions for the Groom To Be
Disclaimer – We do not endorse any of the following traditions in any way, much as they make us laugh. We advise extreme caution when carrying out any of the Bucks Night Traditions below. If your looking for a good night for your buck, think about a boat party in Melbourne, its the perfect to ensure your bucks has the best night ever.
Restraining The Buck
Bucks have been observed (often stark naked), and photographed, at the following types of embarrassing locations:
- Chained-up in the middle of a round-about on a busy intersection
- Tied to a bus stop stand
- Restrained at the entrance to a railway station
- Handcuffed to a parking meter
- Spread-eagle in front of a church
- Laid out in front of the future mother-in-laws home, naked and surrounded by Gnomes
- Secured to the base of a railway crossing boom gate
- Attached to a light-pole on the median strip of a main city road
Coating the “Little Buck” & his mates
The following substances have been known to find their way on Bucks genitalia*. These are not for the squeamish and might require force to hold him down.
- Industrial grease (but make sure it’s new / clean).
- Shoe-polish
- Food dye – in a variety of colours.
- Honey, treacle, golden syrup
- Toothpaste
- Gaffer-tape all over his pubic hairs.
- Peanut Butter – crunchy of course
*Some individuals may be allergic to some ingredients resulting in a terribly swollen penis
Party Game Penalty Suggestions
- Drink a raw egg.
- Eat a bug or moth.
- Drink beer through your nose with a straw.
- Eat a tin of cold baby food.
- Pluck three hairs from different places on your body (not from head).
- Put 20 marshmallows in your mouth and serenade the first female you see
- Moon a passing car.
- In 60 seconds, swap clothes with the last person who was penalised.
- Eat the mystery food item of your choice – hot pepperoni sausage, jalapeno chili etc.
A More Permanent Reminder of the Night – Tattoos & Piercings
He may be feeling no pain on the night but be sure the buck will see the joke in the morning or he may never speak to you again and neither will the bride if your ‘present’ interferes with their wedding night activities!!
- One or both nipples pierced.
- Prince Albert – piercing through the hole and out the base of the knob.
- The Apadravya – vertical piecing right through the penis head.
- An oldie but a goody – tattooing the letter ‘W’ on each butt cheek. WOW!
- Choice of small creatures tattooed on his penis, a blowfly is popular.
